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22nd of October
Post photos of your friend looking weird
Me: when’s post a mug day
You: tomorrow
Durring intercourse, when the man cums inside a womans vagina and the woman shits herself while he is cumming.
"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "
Some one who loses all their money on the punt each week
Foz has lost his money gambling again. Hes such a mug punter
Someone who cant pick a winner and loses money on crap bets.
Look at Paulie! 100 quid on a donkey in the 2.15 at Ling , No chance ! He will go blow his dough on the brickies PC now. Proppa mug punter that Paulie.
What a mug punter he is to do that!!
He’s truly treat you like a mug punter.
A mug that can be bought from Sports Direct that is so big that it holds all the water a person will ever need in their lifetime.
Spillages from Sports Direct Migs are believed to have been the cause of most major floods in the 21st century.
Person 1: Oh no I've spilled my Sports Direct Mug!
Person 2: So that's why the whole towns flooded!"
the best mug ever
it resembles the hit British character Gromit from Wallace & Gromit
i love drinking out of my gromit mug