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Every single naps girl is miserable. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Why they so miserable?? No clue but they damn fucking miserable. Sometimes i wanna kms listening to them wanna kill themselves.
reeves-roopnarine(pres man who cant pull) and this ugly waste of break jumbie horn him (naps girl)
E.g 2 vineet-Maharaj-rampersad (NEXT PRES MAN is a trend) he get a multicellular horn . How?? The naps gyal link with him and was send other men nudes
Okay, hear me out, most of dem rell dotish but some could be really sweet. Yeah they go be staring at naps and pres man but dats jus cause dey doh socialize so dey keep dreamin' cause dey too afraid of rejection n doh know how fine or cute dey are.
Naps Girls talking:
Girl1: Woah! I know that dude! I've meet(/seen) him before!
Girl2: Dat naps man over so?
Girl1: Yeah!
Girl2: Well go talk to him nah
Girl1: No.
Girl2: Why?
Girl1: Cause.. he wouldn't want some sweaty, crusty girl talking to him!
Girl2: Ight, suite yuhself.
When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.
I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.
When somebody convinces another person to take them back to their place, under the false premise of having sex, solely for the purpose of using their bed to sleep in. Upon waking, they leave without fulfilling the empty promise the made.
example 1
"Why is Amy's hair all over the shop today?" said Jane.
"Oh, she did a nap and dash on poor Bill this morning and came straight to work from his place" replied Betty.
example 2
"You're not really going to sleep with him are you?" said Nicki.
"Absolutely not. He doesn't know it, but I'm going to do the old nap and dash on him. Uber's are way too expensive right now" Amy laughed in reply.
When you're intensely dedicated to solving a mathematical question but physically can not stay awake. You take a nap and attempt to solve the question in your dreams.
Hey man, I couldn't prove the equation until I took a hype nap and then all I had to do was write it down.
A nap you have to take early in the day because you got wasted too early.
Yo I’m gonna go take a bum nap, I’ll try to meet up with you later.
Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.
Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!