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Drink Milk tons of it doesn't matter if your lactose intolerant drink it.
Hey bro guess what?
Yeah man?
It's National Milk Day
Wait no.
Yes.
No.
Yes
Americans who believe in 1950’s Midwestern values. A Paper Mill in every town and a thot on every street corner. Like Bengals fans just slughtly more in reality.
Clint is voting for the local politicians who support Paper Mills Nation and got solid patty points.
National pensive day, founded by some discord idiots, is a day where you type in the "pensive" emoji in any social media. The day falls on 6/9, which is the 9th of June.
Person 1: 😔
Person 2: Why’d you send that out of nowhere?
Person 1: It’s national pensive day!
National jack day is every Tuesday of every month. It is the day you hang out with your Jack.
Daughter: “Oh my gosh mom it’s national jack day!”
Mom: “I’m so happy for you! Have fun hanging out with jack!”
Everyone has to wear footie pajamas and act like babies for the day
Hi dude
Goo goo ga ga
Why are you wearing pajamas
It is national baby day
November 15 is a day to appreciate all your bestest friends. And spend quality time with them.
I’m so glad we became friends, you are amazing to me and always find a way to make me smile. Happy national besties day!!
Every year on March 30th, every “Ross” will be recognized. The name “Ross” does not get enough attention, so I declare one day out of the year, be dedicated to every person named “Ross”