Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.
Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)
A chaotic groupchat made withthe entire friend group that sees hundreds of messages being sent at times. Used to revive groups.
This groupchat's dead we need another squidward chat to revive the group.
someone who circulates in the group chat often. this person (in most cases) is not aware of this however. usually someone the group chat makes fun of.
Person 1: "Sarah is our group chat celebrity."
Person 2: "Yup! We talk about her all the time."
like the australian noun "chat" but you add mat at the end when something really makes your blood boil. chat mat's are absolute incels with no rhyme or reason to exit other than to piss you off.
you: omg look, its chat mat himself.
your mate: stop being salty he rejected you and get over him
As seen in Larry David's Curb Your Enthusiasm, it is where someone begins speaking to someone they vaguely know while in a line as a means to get behind that person in the line and get ahead in line with that person.
Leon pulled a stop and chat, but people saw right through it and pushed him to the back of the line.
laddington group chat is the name given to a group chat where legends band together and it can go down as one of the greatest most active group chats of all time.
top: are you guys in the laddington group chat?