Go to sleep

A creepypasta

Jeff the killer: Go to sleep
Me: NO!
Jeff the killer: Okay... :(

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going hoggin'

To engage in intercourse with the obese.

Man, that kid'll bone anybody. You see that pig he was with last night, he sure was going hoggin'!!!!

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going green

the process of "recycling" people you've already slept with in order to not add to your current number of people you've slept with.

I really don't want to add to the number of guys I've slept with so I think I'm going green and sleeping with Bobby again.

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go dumb

to completely lose control of your actions; acting crazy; overly energetic dancing

My friend was acting very crazy, she told me to go dumb

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going doug

Going Doug is when you claim to take showers, but don't...ever. To go Doug, you also have to not wash your clothes....ever. In fact, you may occasionally defecate or masturbate in or on your clothes, yet still wear them to bed, and the next day. Extreme cases of going Doug also include sporting a bowl cut and being shaped like a pair or bell. This is an unwanted biproduct of the grunge era.

Person A: "Wow! You smell like a wet dog wearing old gym socks. Why are you going doug today?"

Person B: "Who's gay?"

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Going Screensaver

When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.

“Check it out, look at Joe. He’s going screensaver.”

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thats a no go

when you want to say "NO" but choose to say it in a cooler way.

also when totally do not want to do something.

hey lets go for a run..
umm thats a no go!

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