(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:
A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls
B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications
C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"
D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive
E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options
F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....
1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!
9π 15π
Every day you suck your boyfriends dick
I suck my boyfriends dick everyday because its suck your boyfriends dick
14π 109π
National: GET A girlfriend/boyfriend DAY
You gotta ask out your crush or get with
someone for the day
Example: This is how National get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend day works!
Camille: "Hey Kai want to be my boyfriend for the day?"
Kai: "Sure bro"
2π 2π
On October 20th bring your boyfriend to work with you he misses you ladies
National bring your boyfriend to work day bring him ladies
A wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked
Bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick
204π 48π
show your boyfriend you love him by giving him some head to celebrate this fine day.
Gf: can I give you head ?
Bf: yes
Gf: what a fine day to celebrate national give your boyfriend head day.
May 1st is national do what your boyfriend says day and you have to do anything he says no matter what.
Guess what day it is, national do what your boyfriend says day.