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One Direction

Tone deaf british dudes with no musical talent whatsoever that gained popularity by being "attractive"

Stupid Directioner Girl: Omggg i get to see one direction in concert!!!!'

Smart dude: Get a life they suck

by HatersMakeMeFamous June 1, 2014

300๐Ÿ‘ 172๐Ÿ‘Ž


One Direction

A gay, horrible-sounding band straight from the U.K., and the worst thing to come out of Great Britain yet. The fangirls of this band are usually also obsessed with Five Seconds of Summer, a gay Australian band, as they can`t seem to see the difference between them. These fangirls often have strange fantasies of them and aforesaid bands in fanfictions, and can`t stop thinking of them. Often annoy people who live in the real world and are the absolute definition of annoying for guys who wish they had the power to destroy those bands and their fangirls with slow, painful deaths.

Le Random Fangirl: "Umg I luv one direction and five seconds of summer they so hawt"
Me: "I`m about to pimp-slap you. Get real for god's sake."

by The wise One March 8, 2015

75๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


One Direction

Tone deaf british dudes with no musical talent whatsoever that gained popularity by being "attractive"

Stupid Directioner Girl: Omggg i get to see one direction in concert!!!!'

Smart dude: Get a life they suck

by HatersMakeMeFamous June 1, 2014

203๐Ÿ‘ 113๐Ÿ‘Ž


one for the road

1) Something given to someone when that person is leaving so that he or she may enjoy it during the trip home.

2) The act of shooting jizz in a girl's eye and then leaving quickly during the ensuing confusion.

1)
"Say, this party is swell but my mother says I must return home by ten o'clock. It's a darn shame though, that apple juice you're serving here is terrific."
"Gee, buddy, I'm really sorry you have to leave so soon. Here, take a cup of juice for the road."

2)
The bitch was giving me a mean hummer, but I had to be going, so I shot off a couple in her mouth and then pulled out and left her with one for the road.

by Nick D February 16, 2004

50๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


One Direction

A stupid boyband within the ranks of Justin Bieber and The Jonas Brothers.
This group of 19ish year old guys (Harry,Liam,Zayn,Louis,Niall) make stupid music that can give you ear cancer.
However, contrary to J. Bieber, a very FEW number of their songs are alright.
Mostly fangirled over by 8-10 who spend too much time on the internet.
See also directioners

Girl 1: OMG! ONE DIRECTION IS LYK SOoOoO HAwT!1!1!!!
Girl 2: IKR!!1! AND ZAYNE IS LYK, SOoO KEWTTT!1!!

by thatsmartalec April 16, 2013

260๐Ÿ‘ 149๐Ÿ‘Ž


xbox one

the best advertising campaign for the ps4 ever made.

the xbox one is a complete flop.

by jayr July 29, 2014

170๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž


give one

have sex

Jenn: Wow, Anton is so cute. I totally want to give one to him.

Jess: You can't. He's gay.

by gsizm January 25, 2010

35๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž