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A person who wants to become a marine but can't because they work at a pizza store
You pizza marine
-to promise something over pizza.
That bitch broke her pizza promise !
Waterboarding someone with pizza grease
Guard 1: I heard Trump gave that terrorist an Alcatraz Pizza last night
Guard 2: God help him
when you are from north America, and you go to Italy expecting to find "pepperoni pizza" and "cheese pizza" but you find fancy pizzas and no dominos, or vise versa.
aqwsedrftgyhujikolp;. alien pizza
I’m gonna pizza roll you girl. Insert a rolled pizza into a girls downstairs, and eat the pizza till you reach the bottom. Than the desserts waiting for you.
He girl, just called dominos. Would you let me do a pizza roll on you?
When you absolutely have to have pizza, above all other needs or wants. This may cause the afflicted to commit various heinous acts or debase themselves in order to fulfill this need.
Fuck. I would do anything right now for some delicious crust, melty cheese, and delectable toppings. I'm straight-up pizza horny, dogg! I'm gonna knock off a liquor store to get me some cash to make this happen tonight.