Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

skirt pudding

Eating out a women's vagina.

Went over to my girlfriend's house, got a mouthful of skirt pudding.

roly-poly pud

a penis

"His roly-poly pud is tiny!"

brownie pudding

To have the worst case of a shart.

"man I think I just made some brownie pudding in my shorts"