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Blowing your load on the first thrust. Sliding it in and letting go of all your wholesome fluids all in one swift motion.
Friend: How was it?
You: I couldn't take my time, I had to give her the ol "one pump dump."
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The act of somebody defecating into another person's asshole and after 2 days, they trade. This repeats until a person cannot fit any more in their asshole.
Person 1: Hey, want to play Faulty Fuel Pump?
Person 2: Sure, be prepared to clean up, things are going to get messy.
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to stop what you are doing
I was playing with my buddies guinea pigs and one started biting me, so I said 'pump yo brakes guinea pig'
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The repetition of the same phrase in a song. Basically described every lil pump song that has blown up.
Soundcloud rapper: "Blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips (x20)
Person: This wigger has lil pump syndrome
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An event whereas after you finally get a chick to let you score with her, you start the lovemaking process and finish after an amazing two pumps...
I finally got my new girl alone and naked and all I could pull off was a two pump conversion.
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a guy who can't sustain sex for longer than three measly thrusts
Last night, sex with Ted was unexpectedly good. He ain't no 3 pump chump.
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While receiving a blow job from a woman, she pushes on your stomache and you piss in her mouth. She then sits up and fountains it onto your face.
Mary was sucking my cock and she gave me a German Piss Pump!
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