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When your at the cinema and you get a boner, so you try to hide it with your popcorn
That film gave me a real popcorn puppy
To touch, caress, etc. something soft as you would a puppy.
"His hair looks so soft, I want to Puppy Touch it"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"
A puppy or canine creature that is very cute and a bit silly sometimes.
"This dog is a cringe puppy."
an awsome song by neil cicierega (a.k.a. lemon demon) on the album "hip to the java bean"
person 1- hey did you here that song by neil, "sick puppy"
person 2- nah, what album is it on?
person 1- it's on "hip to the java bean"
A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.
Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.
great on the grill if you add a little salt to them they'll be just right i prefer rat terrier guts over pitbull but it's great on a kabob
what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat
jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!