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Free running is a sport that is known for it aray of stunts, flips and tricks done when runner n jumping over or onto things. This is a dangerus sport and comes with many problems. The most likly is broken bones and sprins.
If i was to go Free-Running, i may jump on to a wall n could put in a 360 turn or a half flip. Just make things more complicated add a reverse.
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When you and two of your friends are in a room, getting your dicks sucked by some random, low esteemed drunk whore at a party. Said drunk whore is sucking your puny; wilted, and pushed in, repugnant-looking cock while your two homies are getting jacked off like stars.
The said drunk whore switched from you to your other homies rancid cock while she jacks you and your other boy's short penis off! The process repeats itself until either all of you get your nuts off. (Preferably in the Drunk bitch's hair with a subsequent wiping on her garments!) or she gets lockjaw while waking up from her drunken stupor only to press charges on you and your broke assed homies for trying to be legends.
*Disclaimer:* Crossing swords because your drunk with your homies rather than highfiving eachother for being pimps and playing some dumb whore makes you guys look even more Gay so DONT touch penises and HAVE FUN!
(Ben is on the phone with his guy Marko.)
Marko: Man that party was wild lastnight you missed it!
Ben: Yeah, what happened broski, I had to work?
Marko: Man lastnight Me, Elliott, and Mark Demski had this drunk assed hoe Running-the-rotation over at Klinger's Party! We made that bitch famous, now all the niggas are fighting to get that bitch in their car after they heard what we did!
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When letting one or more have sex with you
She let the bro's and I run a train
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Diarrhea acompanied by: Loud, Hard Farts, whose volume is intensified by the toilet bowl.
Jesus Christ!
What?
Did you hear Little Timmy in the Bathroom? It sounded like he had the Thunder Runs...
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The act of sliding your penis up and down a woman's vagina sans penetration.
She didn't want to go all the way, so we decided that ridge running was the next best alternative.
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When a person is walking by, moves their fingers to simulate a person walking (as if your entire hand was a person and your pointer and middle finger are the legs), and rudely shoves it into the unsuspecting ass of a passerby.
I'm getting sued by my boss because i gave her the running man at work.
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something only real morons would participate in; of course they learn the hard way when a bull decides he's having rump roast for dinner
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