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Redneck Humidifier

A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.

Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?”

Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”

by Splarch February 12, 2023


Ex-redneck

Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.

Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."

expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.

by Expletiveperson101 November 28, 2012


Redneck Yodel

The sound a country boy makes when he vomits.

We caught Sean redneck yodeling off the deck after one too many PBR Extras's.

by Redneck7104 July 23, 2022


Skinny Redneck

Typically a skinny and circumcised penis in which the skin before the helmet of the penis is red

"Dude I just got done beating my skinny redneck to some hardcore porn"

"My skinny redneck is hard after seeing that girls' fine ass"

by DeadBeatPenis March 25, 2017


Redneck Lumberjack

A man that busts up pallets behind his trailer to put on his burn pit.

I busts up lots of pallets tonight Ma now we gonna be able to cook yo catfish on the burn pile. That's what Redneck Lumberjacking is.

by Lord Buttshine April 16, 2021


Rednecking Me

1. When someone plays you for a fool
2. When someone says something just to get you to say it back eg. "I love you"

Example 1
Girl: Give me a ride and I'll suck your dick
Guy: Are you "Rednecking Me"???
Example 2

Guy: I love you!
Girl: OK
Guy: I said, I love you
Girl: Are you "Rednecking Me"???

by SMcReal July 6, 2019


Redneck cigarette

Self rolled smokes, rollies

-Shit dude I forgot my smokes!
-Its alright man I got loose tobac.
-Another redneck cigarette, what is this? A trailer park?

by NutJoicer November 6, 2020