When a man slides his shlong against a pillow
Omg he is roberts pillow
Twin brother of Dwight K Shrute. Was thrown off of Shrute Farms by Dwight for aledged romantic affairs with several pigs of both sexes. Currently resides at Shrute acres in South Buffalo.
Hey did you see that drunk mess at the bar..... Ya thats Robert R Shrute.
A ginger tho he says he’s strawberry blonde. He is very non social and his main friend is Cillian Byrne. In his free time he likes to study. He likes Frappuccinos from Starbucks.
Omg this guy is such a Cameron Robert Lindsay
Couple which their is no fighting and anger,only love.
They should do a disney movie about Robert and Montse, since they are so in love like the disney princess stories.
A person who is self absorbed, thinks highly himself, and is usually in a supervisory position. See: dick with ears.
Don't look now here comes Robert Wears.
The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!