One who has lost all sense of dignity and will hook up with literally anything that has long hair no matter it's weight, horrible looks, or overall trashiness.
After Mike Frank fell out of Haddon's closet we all knew he had become a Male Slam Pig.
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In Xtreme Badminton, a move used to distract other oponents into thinking you're a badass.
Andy performed the Shittle Cock Slam! when he fell over the net
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when you're boning a girl doggie-style and she has an electric skillet on her back cooking Canadian bacon on your parents bed. For an added bonus: playing Rick Astley whilst this is going down.
1: that girl was just begging me to Canadian bone slam her, so I did. I also played some Rick Astley
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mixture of boston pancake and the strawberry shortcake. when you defecate on partner's chest, pat down with buttox, ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. must be done in early morning.
the denny's grand slam 925025247998
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The act of catching a live opossum, then proceeding to slam it into a solid object. The tail is usually used as a point of leverage to incapacitate the animal.
Last night me and my buddy where board so we went up to my barn to go opossum slamming and there was an opossum sitting in the barn so i grabbed it by the tail and slammed it into my oak tree repeatedly. Later on I had a nice BBQ...
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Someone is laying down and begins to push out a shit. As soon as the poop begins to crown you take your dick and jam the shit back into their ass.
Jenny started to shit so i took my cock and Sloppy Slam Dunked it back inside of her.
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the german fudge slam is performed by the female shitting on the males dick while getting it in the ass. After he has a shitt covered dick that looks like a fudge sickle the female simply sucks all of the shitt off of the throbbing cock.
while brandon was getting it in the ass he turned things around and gave cody a sweet suprise with the German fudge slam.
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