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A salty turd storm is when you take bath salts, air dusters, and jenkem and do them all at once for a one of a kind high. There have been reports that if you take enough of it, you will a high that lasts an entire year! Salty turd storms are reserved only for the coolest people on the planet such as Daniel Tosh.
Deven: Hey dude, what did you do last weekend?
Corbin: I was caught in a salty turd storm and got FUCKED UP! I woke up choking on a baloon with jenkem juice all over my face and in my clothes and all in my hair though...
Deven: Dang sounds like you had a pretty shitty weekend.
Corbin: No man its awesome, wanna get in a salty turd storm tonight?
Deven: Fuck Yeah!!!
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When you have sex with a girl outside in the snow and she climaxes at the exact same time as you ejaculate and it freezes into a salty white mess that gets onto your clothes. The only way to get the stain out? You don't.
Person 1: What's that white shit on you?
I pulled a Salty Blanket on my girlfriend
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A meme that is "Salty" means a meme that makes you cringe with disgust, it also makes your mouth feel really salty. Like after your girlfriend comes over.
Obama: "Lets look for some good memes today"
*Finds meme about kid not having a dad*
Obama: 'Damn that was a salty meme"
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When the head of you're penis is flaming red after you get done plowing a dirty fat girl and the salty cheese from her vagina on top of you're penis mixed with cum produces a salty taste and you're dick head looks like a strawberry
Damn Mrs Hopkins ate my salty strawberry nast night
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"Look at james over there mean muggin that dude."
"Yeh dude James is one Salty Motha Fucka"
Dip your sweaty testicles into some clam chowder to make it extra salty.
Man 1: This customer is being rude af
Man 2: You should serve them some salty clam chowder
Man 1: Dude fuck yea