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A sneaky sexual act that happens when you wake up to find a dick in your ass.
Johnny woke up to find himself being penitrated by hairy gentelman name fredrick.
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City that is home to degenerates, fags and other creeps
I ain't goin' to San Fran sicko where all those fags at!!!
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1. A goatee, small beard framing a man's mouth.
2. Beard hair making a bullseye for your gay lovers manhood.
I had a goatee for years until it became the international sign for a San Francisco bullseye. You'd have to be gay or an engineer to still be wearing one...
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bob bryar of my chemical romance.
he is a ninja
sometimes a lumberjack,
sometimes a ninja lumberjack.
either way,
he is Bob-o-san
My Chem Fan:OH MY GOD BOB-O-SAN
Bob Bryar: Wha?
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Waking up with a line of cocaine on your gums
I woke up feeling like shit so I took a San Diego Hello
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A Marine Corps term (usually derogatory) used when correcting junior Marines. Refers to the battle for Khe San during Vietnam.
(Delivered by a Sgt when correcting a PFC)
WHOA THERE KHE SAN KILLER, I GUESS WE JUST DON'T GET OUR HAIR CUT EVERY WEEK, HUH???
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The act of getting your unassuming partner in the mood and then having a friend come into the room unannounced, bare ass naked, sportin' a raging boner and ready to shag as if it's just no big deal at all.
Daniel- "I've got something for ya baby. How about a little San Fransisco Surprise?"
Totally Hot Chick- "Fuck yes! I want it now Danny!"
Daniel- "All right love. Turn around and let me give it to you."
Daniel's friend, as he walks into the room unannounced, naked and sportin a throbbing hardon - "Oh, hey guys. Mind if I join?"
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