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on this day the best boy in the world is born
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person 1: Hi, its september 3
person 2: oh (name) was born then he is sooo sexy, he's the best
person 1: yes, on this day the best boy in the world is born
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Anyone who is born on this date is considered to have an inner demon. The creature is relatively harmless but the people born on the 4th of September may be tempted to bite others because of it.
Speaker 1: Bro she just bit my arm!
Speaker 2: Of course she did, she is born on September 4th .
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National make out with ur bf day
Ima go make out with my bf cuz it’s September 21
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This is the day when all fairy god mothers unleash there inner spectacle of greatness and have fun with the shreks Of the world
Omg you are so fierce were you born on September 23rd?
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September 23rd is National fuck your best friend day. Your allowed to give head, grab ass, and get laid but only with your best friend.
It’s September 23 I’ll be seeing you later today
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The best holiday of the year. 9/11 the best day in the world
Me:Hey bro it's September 11th....
My brother:national fund isis DAY!!!
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September 27th is the day where you get to ask ur crush for his or hers hoodie day!
Girl: Hey, so, um so Brody, ur my crush and today is September 27th the day where u get to ask ur crush for his or her hoodie and I was wondering if I could have urs?
Crush: Sure, here. You can keep it btw!
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