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Social distancing

Social distancing is when you have to jerk off on your own cell phone while face-timing with your chick because this beer virus is keeping everyone on house arrest.

I was on facebook live last night with my boyfriend when all of a sudden his screen turned all white because he told me he had to do some social distancing with me.

by Bendela Effect March 21, 2020

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


social noise

the general background noise found at concerts, nightclubs, restaurants and other events where groups of people gather.

The Cooker: "I saw you jacking for beats last night, you get any?"
Pete Dick: "No, I couldn't work my magic because the girl couldn't hear me over the social noise."
The Cooker: "damn, that sucks"
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself"

by Pete Dick March 28, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Social reject

The boys ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

The boys: Omg those alt girls are social rejects

Literally anyone else: Bruh stfu you are a social reject

by Dhdhdjdjd November 29, 2020

72๐Ÿ‘ 89๐Ÿ‘Ž


social piranha

a somewhat negative term for a person who is socially retarded (not literally), awkward and an outsider in everyday social situations; a pun on 'social pariah'.

"Did you see Dave last night at the party? He has no sense of decorum whatsoever! What a social piranha!"

"Oh no! I'm a social piranha!"

Someone like Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm is a social piranha.

by Projekkt December 29, 2009

33๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Social conservative

Another term for theocratic fascist. Social conservatives tend to be fundamentalist Christians and right wing Republicans. They want their own version of morality to be enforced through legislation. Most of them hate gays, "liberals" (which are defined as anyone who supports personal freedom or redistribution of wealth) and non-Christians. They support prayer and Bible reading in public schools and the scientific FACT of evolution to be replaced by their own creation myth. Most of them have never read a biology text book and so they often butcher was evolution really is in favor of their own straw man arguments. They usually don't believe in Global warming, In addition they think it is the job of the United State's military to bomb and occupy Muslim countries to protect Israel, even though most Israelis do not want our help and generally believe we are making the situation worse. Not all Republicans are social conservatives and their are exceptions to this generalization

George W. Bush is a social conservative who for the first time in 50+ years allowed employers to discriminate on the basis of religious beliefs. W lied to the American people and started a war in Iraq on false premises. He butchered civil liberties and the bill of rights with the so-called "Patriot" Act.

by Ron Paul (Not really) July 11, 2011

105๐Ÿ‘ 136๐Ÿ‘Ž


Social Pyramid

The social hierarchy of kids in school. It is typically separated into five main categories.
Popular- These are the kids made up of the good looking, athletic class of boys, and the hot, desirable, yet dramatic class of girls. These people tend to be the most outgoing in the entire school.
Semipopular- These are the kids who hover in between popular and average. They may hang out with average kids or popular kids, or other semipopular kids. They typically have their name out more than an average kid, but less than a popular kid. They are generally well liked by both popular and average people.
Average- These kids make up the majority of the school. They aren't popular nor are they despised by their peers. They typically hang out with other average kids and go about minding their own business.
Subaverage- These are kids who are socially awkward, yet aren't hated by their peers. These kids tend to be somewhat nerdy or geeky. These kids like to mind their own business, and really only converse within their own friend groups.
Hated- The annoying kids, the ugly kids, popular wannabes, "school shooter" type kids, you name it. The one thing these people have in common is that they are hated by at least 3 out of 4 of the higher levels on the social pyramid.

Where do you think you are on the social pyramid?

by Bussss May 21, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Social Lesbian

a person who only act lesbian in a social setting.

when you are at a dance party and all the boys are taken, you autimatically go to the girls.
you will autimatically start grinding with them because you cant help it.
only for that party/ setting you will b a lesbian.

NOT FOREVER
therefore only being a social lesbian at parties.

by Maggie Mayy July 18, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž