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Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right

The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

by Sexydimma August 15, 2023


I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker

"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"

by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019


Squirrel Sotry

The actual best series on YouTube, TikTok, and Scratch. On YouTube it is called "Squirrel And Hippo Introductions",
on TikTok it is called squirrelandhippobusiness or SquirrelSotry, and on Scratch just "squirrel sotry" and then a number. Squirrel Sotry is a great series where a squirrel and a hippo go on bizzare adventures across Skopje, while having a battle between them, metal pipe, redblood, and a lot of others. This is the site's web adress: sites.google.com/view/squirrelsotry/home and there are a lot of secrets and others!

Squirrel Sotry is a series made by StefanT2014/MrManny/Neonix/Cyborg Neonix/Cyangram, Mira/PoppyToppey/PoppeyToppey/Poppy/Poppey/Eclipse/Haunted, Flimmpy/Poppertoppy

by StefanT2014 March 2, 2024


Feed The Squirrel

Simply the act of a quarterback throwing the football to his favorite wide receiver on the football field. In times of need during a big game any quarterback will be looking to #FeedTheSquirrel. Fans love to see the squirrel get fed!

Fan 1: Oh no! Look were down by two touchdowns!

Fan 2: Don't worry just Keep Calm & Feed The Squirrel

Quarterback: We have a big game tomorrow! Im definitely going to be looking to Feed The Squirrel

by Wa-hoo-Wa November 21, 2013


Humping squirrel

Small rodent found in Southern California that lives in the ground and is always air humping.

The humping squirrel was humping like a crazy on this morning.

by Sgt. rage February 2, 2024


Double squirrel

Double squirrel is when a women takes a males erect penis in both ends

( vagina and mouth) then simultaneously grasps the male ball sacks with a considerable amount of force, resulting in the men screaming out loud in pain then followed up by both men punching her in the face.....

Hey boys Josh and me (Evan) fucked this slut up last night after she performed a double squirrel.....

by Up ya bum July 16, 2019


Dirt squirrel

A girl in her early twenties who slithers around looking for older black men to become involved with.

Look at that dirt squirrel dancing circles around that black senior citizen.

by Dustin Bowles May 9, 2019