Pinterest Syndrome

When an individual feels depressed and inadequate as a result of wanting but not having the item(s) she or he sees on Pinterest or similar materialistic websites. Can occur in any gender, but about ten times more likely to be seen in females.

Although Jill's wedding was over a year away, she was already suffering from a case of Pinterest Syndrome after seeing all the things she wanted for her wedding but couldn't have

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Sodom's Syndrome

Someone who refuse to, or can not identify what social program should be affected by tax cuts.

The expression comes from the ancient rabbinical tradition around what the actual sin of Sodom was (a failure to be hospitable, treating others as objects).

-Hey, you heard about the about the tax cuts?

-Yes I did! Sodom's Syndrome. Not once did he/she mention what social program should be cut.

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Morris Syndrome

A form of male pattern baldness in which the patient's hair appears to migrate from the scalp to the face, normally taking the form of a goatee beard, or in extreme cases, ginger sideburns. Morris Syndrome is caused by the word 'Morris', making Morris Men and Morris Marina owners more susceptible to infection.

He has a bad case of Morris Syndrome

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Faggotory Syndrome

Two Males that think it's okay to Date together and try to have babies.

"Michai and Willy are suffering from Faggotory Syndrome"

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apeman syndrome

A condition involving one's armspan exceeding one's body height.

"DUDE, that girl totally has apeman syndrome. Look at the way she sits at her desk."

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Atlanta Syndrome

The complete inability for sports teams from Atlanta to translate regular season success into post season success.

"Hey, did you see the Falcons blow it against the Giants?"
"Yeah, can't blame them though. Atlanta Syndrome got 'em"

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L-Syndrome

When a male and/ or female repeatedly asks you questions after a failed response to a text message.

*Text*
Boy: What are you doing?
(30 seconds later)
Boy: So you're not going to answer?!
(one minute later)
Boy: You mad? What's wrong???
Boy:……………..
Boy: -____-
Boy: alright fuck you then!!!!!
(30 minutes later)
Boy: babe c'mon
Girl: Hey I was in the shower :)
Girl to friend "This Dude has L-Syndrome!"

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