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When an individual feels depressed and inadequate as a result of wanting but not having the item(s) she or he sees on Pinterest or similar materialistic websites. Can occur in any gender, but about ten times more likely to be seen in females.
Although Jill's wedding was over a year away, she was already suffering from a case of Pinterest Syndrome after seeing all the things she wanted for her wedding but couldn't have
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Someone who refuse to, or can not identify what social program should be affected by tax cuts.
The expression comes from the ancient rabbinical tradition around what the actual sin of Sodom was (a failure to be hospitable, treating others as objects).
-Hey, you heard about the about the tax cuts?
-Yes I did! Sodom's Syndrome. Not once did he/she mention what social program should be cut.
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A form of male pattern baldness in which the patient's hair appears to migrate from the scalp to the face, normally taking the form of a goatee beard, or in extreme cases, ginger sideburns. Morris Syndrome is caused by the word 'Morris', making Morris Men and Morris Marina owners more susceptible to infection.
He has a bad case of Morris Syndrome
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1) A disorder that keeps a person from finishing an almost complete essay at ridiculously late/early hours in the night/morning the day an essay is due. This disorder is caused by the victim's temporary release from anxiety surrounding the fact that his or her essay is practically complete. Symptoms include uncontrollable procrastination and the sudden need to watch old commercials they used to love on youtube.
I only had one paragraph left on my essay when Mortimer Syndrome kicked in, and then I was up for another 2 hours watching Got Milk commercials.
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Samarth syndrome: May also refer to Type V Glycogen Disorder where there is prominent exercise intolerance. Strong association with delusions about Lebron James.
Hey you wanna go to the gym with me today? Sorry I have Samarth Syndrome and can't workout I am just going to watch highlights of the King.
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DMC (Distant Monitor Cringe) Syndrome is a state of mind in which viewing your monitor (or TV) plays tricks on your mind, in a way that everything you look at seems to be very far away, but also very close at the same time, and your brain gets all frustrated with trying to focus.
DMC Syndrome commonly occurs when one becomes very tired and/or sleepy, and also having no light in the room is a big factor.
Whoa, I should get some sleep. I've got too much DMC and my head hurts.
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DMC Syndrome was the leading cause of the global brain tumour epidemic back in 1957.
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A terrible affliction that drives one imediately to the throne with an urgent need to expel a toxic river of brown filth from one's derriere.
Last night's curry destroyed my guts. Bad case of asspurgers syndrome this morning. Should have put the bog roll in the fridge last night. Gnarly.
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