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When a girl wears pants that are too small and she has ungodly child bearing hips and gigantic sides that flow over her pants.
Yo Shandra look at the massive muffin-tops on that bitch, how i would like to put some I can't believe its not butter on those bad boys and take a bite. Damn she fine.
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pronounced jackass. The third biggest asshat in the world next to Bill Gates and George Bush.
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Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.
1. People that are from California are so used to stinky poopy dicks, that top-shelves are welcomed in non-smoking bars.
2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.
3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.
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1. Noun. A hairstyle popular in the early 1990s, sported by former Amiga Power journalists until present day. A haircut where the hair is shaved unpleasantly at the sides and combed straight up to form a "flat-top", a perfectly level snooker table smooth top sported above a pinch-face.
2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.
That inexplicably angry rant you are indulging in is particularly flat-topped, sir. And questioning my ability to 'understand simple English' is only compressing the flat-top'.
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adj.
Good. Perfect. Untainted. Mint condition. Healthy.
Of something or somebody.
If a car salesman tells you the car is in top-notch shape, just kick him straight in the gonads.
Despite the cocktail of Anejo tequilla and cocaine, I feel in top-notch form this morning!
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noun.
-anal sex with a woman.
While doing it doggy-style he pulled out his penis and decided to go top shelf.
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Stray Kids Jeongin & ITZY Yuna, the golden maknaes, the visuals, the vocalists, jyp trainee, dancers, make all of their members laugh and happy, and savage maknaes.
Who are the Maknae On Top? It’s Yang Jeongin & Shin Yuna if that’s what you’re asking.
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