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To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.
Man, go read grandma a bed time story.
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A unique private story set up by none other than jude_rams only the coolest of cool are allowed access to see what posts jude(an ancient mythical creature) decides to upload daily
He is known for having strict rules for when it comes to the rules of his story,anyone who deliberately breaks them will be sanctioned in one form or another
He’s a patient,cute and comforting man whom everyone wants to be (or at least get close to being)
X-wait so you’re telling me your not in Jude_rams HoT(private story)
Y-of course I am ya langer
X-wuhaaaayyy
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When 2 bulky men with hairy chests snuggle in bed then end up kissing each others bussys.
"Yo did you hear that Zack and Joey had the Gay Sloppy Toppy Story last week?"
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A song made by kemu featured in almost every single rhythm game and it is always one of the hardest song if not the hardest song in the game
I died at six trillion years and overnight story in less than 2 seconds
When your opinion is irrelevant.
hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.
A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.
"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"
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tell your cool story again, bro.
cool story bro - don't give a shit about your story.
tell it again - still probably won't give a shit about it.
Jimmy - HEY, I GOT AN A ON MY MATH TEST TODAY.
Nick - Cool story, bro! Tell it again!
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