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A sex act that involves inserting a frozen popsicle up a person's anus
Come by later and I'll let you give me an Alaskan oil check 😏
Texting a girl “I can give you The Clap” in a flirty way and when you finish inside of her yell “I HAVE GONORRHEA!” But you really don’t
Yamari: “Yo I just gave this bad bitch an Alaskan Powerpull.”
Josh: “Woah no way! Totally tubular brodie!”
give birth in a tub of your partners shit
wow that alaskan tub birth made me horny!
A group of close mates who gather to consume the sweet Peruvian powder cocaine. Hitting the slopes with such ferocity Pablo Escobar shakes in his grave. consuming more 8 balls than a pool table at the local dive bar, Alaskan Bobsledders kingdom is the handicap stall. They do not take bumps, but have rather adopted the practice of the Caprisun, a straw directly into the bag.
"I couldn't take a shit at the bar all night, the Alaskan Bobsledders were in town and wouldn't leave the stalls"
Crabs and genital warts combined
Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.
When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ
I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!
It’s a handjob with a slurpee as lube.
Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!
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