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Two males having sex with one female (when neither are married to the female) which in turn could produce a child.
You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome
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Homo erotic group of young males who take pleasure in touching themselves and sucking eachothers penis'
They have also been know to insert their penis into other males assholes. They some time are known to do it to there own kind and it is a form a canibalism in their society.
Dont drop the soap, here comes the bastard squad
When the bastard squad is around use a buttplug
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The motherfucker who deletes my definitions! If I find this son of a bitch, I'ma break him up and ram my fist straight up his ass!!
Delete my definitions? Like hospital food?
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someone who has a bowl cut and is a bastard
you is a bowl cut bastard
let me say it in posh word
fuck u
When you are physically or emotionally backed into a corner
Person 1: Man! How are you ?
Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage
A pseudonym for the lager Stella Artois. A lager that is popular with the non-landed gentry of the UK.
The combination of said gentlemen and this potent tipple is cause for concern for many local constabularies, ambulance services and battered wives.
Daz: Oi, Shazza where'd you get that black eye?
Sharon: Baz had was on the Stella 'Ard Bastard again last night.
When a person says stupid shit and then proceeds to make up a bunch of stupid shit to defend themselves after they're called out on it and/or says it was a joke. They're basically a Schrodinger's idiot but even worse.
This guy said that 1 shower every 2 weeks is acceptable, then kept going on about how he uses deodorant a lot so it's ok. After that, he said he actually showered normally. What a Schrodinger's insufferable bastard.