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The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"
Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
Frequently asked questions about cancer
Did you read the FAQ's of cancer? faq cancer
(Of an action) sucking one's toes dry.
If someone were to get their toes sucked so much that they were dry, you might call it Toenail Cancer.
Related to foot fetishes.
"Oh, my God, Steph! Tom totally gave me Toenail Cancer last night."
A cross between fantastic and testicular cancer that will catch people by surprise when they are expecting a nice FANTASTIC but instead end up with a devastating form of cancer.
Man that quiz was fantastic-ular cancer....HAH I TOTALLY GOT YOU.
6ix9ine tay k and every other rapper who went to jail and got rapped
I went to jail and got booty Cancer
A question used by people to identify who is a Fortnite kid.
Person 1: Cure cancer or wenegade raider
Fortnite kid: wenegade raider
Person 1: imagine being a Fortnite kid.
Hahahahahahaha. The A.I. is going to do it so no.
Hym "And then I will be the scientist who cured breast cancer. Great job me."