Jamaican Dirt Sandwich

Made popular by Dean Blundell on The Dean Blundell Show

on 102.1 the Edge, in Toronto.

"It's when you get high with your girl, and your in a park somewhere doin' it, and there's dirt on the ground, and your down there, doin' (pussy licking noises) the thing, and you get a little dirt in there, IT'S THE JAMAICAN DIRT SANDWICH"

"Nah, the Jamaican Dirt Sandwich is bad because the grounds dirty right? And once you get a little dirt, it's not good."

"If I'm ever eating the Jamaican Dirt Sandwich in front of you, guaranteed one thing is for sure: We will both be VERY VERY DRUNK, and I wouldn't remember it"

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tasmanian dirt devil

This is a sex act that involves first the recipient having fecal matter deposited on their face and smeared, like a cleveland steamer combined with a mud fall. Then adding in a swirlie, the individual's face is placed in a toilet as it is flushed while having intercourse in a doggystyle position.

A tasmanian dirt devil exquisitely combines defecation and fear of suffocation to heighten the sexual experience.

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do your dirt

to have sex with, hit on, fuck, or hook up with

damn all these beautiful girls, they only want to do your dirt

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dirt bike girl

A girl who is a blast in the sack, but you may get seriously injured in the process. A girl who is extemely wild or adventurous sexually.

I was with this dirt bike girl last night. I got bruises all over and scratches down my back.

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plant seeds in the dirt

Engaging in bareback anal sex and reaching orgasm.

John: Hey man, how was that chick you picked up at the club last night?

Pete: She was awesome, she was ridin' me hard and condom broke, but I hadn't cum yet, so she let me plant seeds in the dirt.

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mexican dirt bike

When a guy is nailing a girl from behind, he grabs her ears like handlebars, then kicks his legs out.

Mexican dirt bike-doggie style sexual position, but the man uses her ears like handlebars on a motorcycle, then kicks his legs out like he is riding a bike with highway pegs.

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dirt track rider

a shit stabber, someone who takes it up the khyber, a fanatical bowler who uses the cadbury alley, mr mercury was one! dig?

the geezer likes to ride a dirt track track on occasion.

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