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Orange ape like creature with tiny hands, and a massive combover. Enjoys the sound of its own voice tremendously.
Hey John, check out this hairball my cat puked up, it's like a mini Donald Trump!
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Donald-Trump (verb): To make a false assertion with great authority.
(Donald-Trumped, Donald-Trumping)
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Donald-Trump (noun): A whopping lie or boastful claim meant to deceive.
(Plural: Donald-Trumps)
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Verb: “I have too much data about this situation to be Donald-Trumped.”
Noun: “I’m not hiring him—after I checked his resume, I discovered it was filled with Donald-Trumps.”
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A stupid presidential candidate that grew up poor with his small loan of a million dollar
Don't laugh at kids for believing in Santa, there are adults out there who think Donald Trump is a good presidential candidate.
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A presidental candidate that is complete aids for this country. Donald Trump "To make america a shity country!!!"
Donald Trump Is A Bad Person
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A racist little mf who looks and acts more like a clown Intead of a presidential candidate in the US
Dude 1:Yo,who you voting for?
Dude 2:Idk man,but definately not Donald Trump
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A man who is very clearly racist and a white supremacist. He does a poor job of hiding that fact, yet many flock to him because he "speaks his mind". A man known to incite violence when speaking to large groups. Cannot give straight answers to questions and insults anyone who asks him questions he doesn't want to answer. "Make America Great Again" MY ASS.
Interviewer: "Mr. Donald Trump, what is 2+2?"
Trump: "Oh, you see, I'm very good at 2+2. In fact, my administration will be the best at 2+2. But ya know what? I don't like the number 2. I like to think of myself as a number 1. Because we will be the best. I will be the best 2+2 president ever! Ya know who's a 0 though? Ted Cruz. You know the internet says he could be the Zodiac Killer? Oh and Marco Rubio he's 1 and 0, 101010, he's a like robot!"
Interviewer: ".....Just answer the question please"
Trump: "My advisors dont have a good answer right now, how about we come back to that question"
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The name of someone who is continually mocked relentlessly by people on the urban dictionary. Also is in love with Putin and Pope Francis
I hope Donald Trump never looks himself up on the urban dictionary, if he did he'd jump off Trump Tower!
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