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1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.
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John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!
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John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?
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John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!
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Puttin your meat on the table, spread icyhot on your knuckles and you pound it into the table
I was doing the fiery fist o' pain last night, it got warmer in there real quick
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A sexual act involving Hawaiians and fists soaked with cobra venom. After soaking one's fists with the venom, the fists are then shoved violently into the assholes of Hawaiians, quickly paralyzing and killing them.
Those Hawaii chicks thought they were all that until I unleashed the poison fists of the pacific rim on them - now they're dead.
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When your friend offers up his fist to pound, and in return you put your flat hand under it and start wiggling it around saying snail. Also a way of telling the world you have no life.
Guy 1: Dude! I can't believe you tapped that chick! Pound it!
Guy 2: (after he fist pound 2 snail's his friend) SNAILED!
Guy 1: Wow...I now have no respect for you.
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A celebritory dance in which an individual, usually a women, excitedly makes handjob motions to their left and right simultaneously, giving the appearance of wacking two guys off on either side of them
When Sally won the showcase showdown she cried with joy while vigorously doing the double fisted jackoff.
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At climax of your intercouse remove yourself from your partner and ejaculate on their back, Then take out all the notes in your wallet and throw them on their back, whatever sticks they get to keep. It has been known for the phares to be said casually after throwing the money. This can be follwed by for a few dollars more.
Robert then 'A Fist full of dollars' Toni to everyones amusement. Toni laughed when she realized she was 25 dollars better off.
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A term for a guy masturbating. It is based off the MMA strike of the hammer fist. The act is highlighted by short, mini "strokes" in a very violent matter and would tend to injure most guys. The loose grip allows for the act of stroking as a normal hammer fist grip and strike would nearly be impossible anatomically and would probably not be pleasurable for any guy.
Dude, I walked in on Dave in the bathroom jacking it and I swear he was using the loose grip hammer fist!
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