When you’re in the starfish position edging yourself under the moon and stargazing
Bro I did some moon gooning last night and it’s the most fun you can have by youself.
A term invented by TheDooo on YouTube.
A ritual where you go out at night and do some wacky sh*t.
TheDoo: Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight.
an indigenous practice where you cut the head off of a buffalo and goon under the moonlight
1: me and the boys gonna go do some moon-gooning tonight
2: y'all got some fuckin issues
Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava
Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!
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A low-riding vehicle equipped with multiple screens - perfect for gooning!
I love edgemaxxing in my goon cruiser
A variation of Bosnian Flicker Gooning where one pays 3 or more Bosnian homeless men to continually smash the tip of your penis with a hammer until the atoms in the tip of your penis demolecularize and the individual atoms get split causing a nuclear fission reaction which then causes a nuclear explosion.
Did you know that the Chernobyl explosion was actually caused because an employee performed Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning.
Usually a white male who acts in such a manner, he could easily be confused as an ignorant black male.
" Yo ma nigga whats down in the hizz-ouse?"
" Jay your white, stop being a nig-ma goon."