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For that spunky boss given from the new Viking Employee that scares everyone... but has to deal with! Thank god for the grave yard shift....
I have a new Gorilla Boss.
Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.
When a guy is getting a hand job, under something to hang on to, grabs hold of it, performing a pull-up until their penis is at the girl's face height, turning that hand job, into some nice dome. After he gets that one poke in her mouth, he blows his load all over her, concluding the gorilla burst.
Jonny: My relationship with my girlfriend is going well, but we have been at the handjob stage for almost 3 weeks now. How do I take our sex life to the next level without forcing her?
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!
A cool, memey, and based gorilla, referred to also as gorilla man sus. He's smart, kinda ugly, and loves to smel goo.
Bro, there goes Chad Gorilla, I can't wait to talk to him!
a hug in which either makes someone feel like their broken pieces are all back together, or isn't let go even after it becomes awkward.
Example 1: "Steve gave me a gorilla glue hug.. i feel like my heart is starting to mend"
Example Two: "Careful... Steve is a gorilla glue hug machine... he just doesn't know when to let go."
3 person sex act, one person cums into someones eye while another person blows on it to harden it
Lets go to Susan's how and give her a gorilla glue to match her gorilla grip
When a big black guy finishes all over a chicks hair.
My Tinder date Tyrone Gorilla Glued me last night.