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When a man with overgrown pubic hair puts his erect penis in a bowl of pasta.
"Yo man my girl never eats spaghetti unless I serve it with a Hairy Italian."
Harry Styles hairy toes. His feet pics on google are delicious, tasty, and cool.
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Person#1: are you gay?
Person#2: I like hairy styels toes…
A man's first anal experience.
Dan has been planning his hairy sundae since last January.
Gluing her pubes to your penis and fucking her ass dry.
My wife got a rub burn from my hairy chimp.
A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary
His girl: a wha-?
A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Where a girl despises pubic hair, so she either rejects sexual activity or shaves it for you.
"heh heh heh.." -unzips your pants-
"What the fuck!? You need to shave! I'm not touching that till that shit is GONE."
Damn Hairy Hamersly.
A fun name for especially hairy female genitalia.
Whoa, you are getting way too close to my hand with your hairy hashbrowns, back the eff up foo.