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Pit Apostle

Worships Pitbulls above family, community, friends and other animals.
Believes Pits are perfect and can do no wrong; any “unpleasant” actions are attributed to outside influences.
Will devalue any other living entity in favor of the Pit.
Expresses no regret or sorrow when Pits maim or kill.
Threatens violence to any and all who don’t ascribe to their “beliefs”.
Describes every pit as “loving”.
Believes society should accept attacks as “collateral damage” to preserve their right to own a killing machine

"The Pit Apostles are at it again, blaming a two-year-old child for the fatal mauling he received at the jaws of a pitbull"

by PhD Candidate 2024 November 2, 2023


Douche pit

Someone who is so far into being a douche they can never revert back to their non douche-baggery.

Geez he is such a douche pit

by R to the J Izzle January 21, 2011


douche pit

A bar with 50 guys and 3 slags.

Me and a buddy walk into a bar looking for action. As we walk in, we quickly realize what a douche pit it is and quickly leave.

by kingfireant January 29, 2011


UGs pit

A place where rape,dick-ina-box, ICUMBLOOD,and fapping are answers to common problems. Never go here for comfort!

A common dissusion on UGs pit
user1: My dog ran away.
user2: Rape the dogs scent
user3: Fap to your mother
user4: go to church and in the middle of the service jump up and yell"ICUMBLOOD!"
user5: Give your girlfriend your Dick-ina-box!
User1: These answers are no good!
user6: *Sigh* never have ask the pit for help.

by badassasaurus January 9, 2009


Pit Shits

When you put on too much deodorant and clumps of it get stuck in your pit hair.

YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!
Oh sorry, I just pulled out some pit shits.

by Mr.Neverdie December 23, 2017


pepper pits

The look and length of a women’s armpit hair that creates the imagery of your favorite peppery seasoned dish.

Me: Hey babe your pits are looking peppery I like it!
My wife: oh you know me…. “Pricilla Pepper Pits!

by TJR727 April 6, 2022


Cherry pit

Lit end of a joint

“Light that joint man”
“Hold on I’m toasting the cherry pit

by Cheeks jr February 4, 2021