A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’
‘No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)
Someone or something that is extremely adapt at obtaining poon.
David Xerri wearing a leather jacket is a total Poon Harpoon!
The span or gap between a fit womans legs allowing air to flow and circulate between and around the vagina. Resulting in a tasty treat.
Look at the chick over there! That bridge poon is wide enough for an 18 wheeler.
Something that scares away poon (Pussy), whether it be a physical, psychological, or characteristic trait.
Bad acne and bing grossly overweight are Poon Repellant.
A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.
The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.
When a large number of black men run through a white female in an open field.
Dang, those guys are having a Poon Plantation!
Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.
My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.