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Poon Harpoon

Someone or something that is extremely adapt at obtaining poon.

David Xerri wearing a leather jacket is a total Poon Harpoon!

by Transane May 3, 2010


poon fart

a queef

"what is that smell?"
"i queefed"
"what is a queef?...oh when your poon fart!"

by January 28, 2021


poon pastry

A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.

Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.

by bootybasher January 6, 2011


Poon Price

Or "pussy price" or "pp"

The opportunity cost of acquiring "poontang"

Micro factors include:
- Distance of travel
- Circumference of poontang o 0 O

"She lives in Oslo bro, is the poon price worth it?! You could be chilling with us, and maybe even find some hot local singles in your area."

by Narcissus Flower July 27, 2015


bridge poon

The span or gap between a fit womans legs allowing air to flow and circulate between and around the vagina. Resulting in a tasty treat.

Look at the chick over there! That bridge poon is wide enough for an 18 wheeler.

by Your mothers ass March 12, 2014


Poon Lagoon

To sweat excessively in your nether region. Swamp Ass for female lady parts. (Male version: Niagara Balls)

Ryan: I am sweating my balls off.
Elyse: Yea I am really dealing with a poon lagoon.

by PJ Cooler March 9, 2022


Poon Saloon

A shelter or some form of mobile dwelling placed on a sand bar for romantic escapades

“Hey hot stuff, finish that beer real quick so we can hit up the poon saloon as soon as they’re done in there”

by PSE2022 July 31, 2022