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eating a gurl out
background: guys say that u give them head so what do they call it when a gurl gets eaten out so we made something
eating a gurl out, and i just had to write something so it would take the definition so this is totally pointless
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A Septum Piercing, which looks similar to that seen on a large pig or steer. Often accompanied with a vapid Instagram account with thousands of followers, an over-inflated amount of self-esteem, and in some cases technicolor hair.
"She looked great from behind - but when I saw that Pig Ring on her face I didn't bother."
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the entrance to the asshole; the ringlike imprints that form the anal lining; essentially, one's shitblaster or fart box.
After ramming the biatch in her slimy hatchet wound, I flipped her over and crammed 8 inches in her 10-ring!
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Possibly the worst,most boring trilogy on the entire planet. The story is set in a fantasy world with midgets and other mythical creatures.
Geek:Hey,you saw Lord of the Rings?
Dude:WTF is that shit?
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The foiled tradition of the ding dong ditch which is slowly dying due to the Ring doorbell. Pranksters who attempt the ding dong ditch are now caught on camera when they hit a Ring household. And, with the built-in motion sensor in the Ring, the flaming bag of dog pooh is now a dying prank.
Sky TP'd a house last weekend with his friends. To get him back, the victim of the TP pulled a ding dong ditch at 2:49am, though they were cold-busted by the Ring. Caught full on video footage, so Sky's parents made a call to Jamie's parents and shared the video - Ring dong ditch. Busted!
Soft and round like a pussy cat, a whole in the middle and split in two, that's what you call a ring-dang-doo
She made her living off her ring-dang-doo.
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When someone does not do an adequate job and need to be punished.
LeBron: Kevin gimme your ring
Kevin Love: But I had 14 rebounds
LeBron: Yeah but you ain't had no points gimme your ring
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