River Jackson: He has a very Scientific mind from a young age, with philosophy and internet in nature in the world. A powerful Libra soul and especially confident person on the outside but busy and noisy on the inside.
He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.
The best type of person to learn wisdom from.
That guy: River Jackson
"He's such a crazy cool character"
"I know he's so smart and hot"
A species of male that inhabits the elgin county ON area that indulges in illicit drugs and partying. Aswell they take into the acts of poaching and drunk driving. Loan me 20 bucks guy never pay it back guy.
The Thames River Monster got my $20 again
A small remote town located in the Northwest Territories, Canada on the south shore of Great Slave Lake. Mostly contains of people that are high on crack and horse tranquilizer. Not much there besides a shitty old restaurant and one street light
Guy 1: Hey, wanna go to Hay River, NWT this weekend?
Guy 2: said nobody ever
2👍 1👎
1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.
2. The new, new BDE.
Origins: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.
See also: Hanging Pine
Ain’t nobody play D like Ray Lewis. Dude’s just river donging all over that offense.
1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.
2. The new, new big dick energy.
Source: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.
See also: Hanging Pine
You see Putin moved his nuclear forces into Belarus? Dude’s just river donging now.
A river boy is a young blonde curly haired white male who goes to hide by the river to perform homosexual acts with their in the closet best friend/boyfriend.
“Hey did you see those river boys at the chatahooche river, they were making out by the bamboo forest”