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When six guys lay on their back in a circle and the girl takes turns riding each of them in sequence.
Bro, if we all put our money together we'll have enough for one hooker this weekend, we can just create Squidward's Tiki Land.
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(verb) also: double land-locking Tower Bridge, but with an extra layer.
K: hey bruh, did you get double land-locked yesterday?
J: yeah man, still a bit sore.
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everbuddy in the Land o' Goshin' is incredulous at certain things the sophisticates and city slickers take for granted and think is ho-hum . . . Ordinary.
when you ride through a provincial place--say, for example-- the mid-west states,
and you're in, like, a Model T, newly on the roads, & all the denizens come out onto the streets; they look and they points, and they say, 'garsh' or 'gahw', or 'goh-lee', or sometimes they will even say 'yikes!' & then,
you know you're in . . . another . . . Land o' Goshin'.
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When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.
Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!
Jerry: And how did that turn out
Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
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Only happens when your financial future looks bright and you are about to be approved for a quarter million. To ensure this happens, you must give your husband endless blowjobs and sex until the approval actually comes or else you may end up disappointed by the decision
A ladybug lands on you. So take off your pants.
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code word. a date. lowkey, but not at the same time.
"Joanne, where are you and Ralph right now?"
"we're volunteering at the city of sugar land."
"oooo a d8!!"
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A group of racist and bigotry group that supports far right conspiracy theories.
Is Donovan a Land Transport Guru?
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