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When you're drunk and find yourself dancing to top 40 songs that you normally hate. Similar to concept of beer goggles
Miley Cyrus sounds a lot better after a couple of drinks, when you have beer muffs
Short for Sped Muffin, meaning someone who makes a stupid mistake or asks a dumb question.
For Example,
Tucker: Meaghan, where do you live?
meaghan: Tucker, we live togeather you sped muff.
The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.
My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.
Someone who does really stupid stuff
"Joel was yelling at Gavin bit Joel was not making any sense" Joel was being a Tard muff
When your clitoris gets caught in the zipper of your pants.
I Can’t go out, just had a incident of muff cuff.
Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.
I couldn't stop queering so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.