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A person who despises pineapples and flips out at the mention of them.
Paul:Want some pineapple??!
Julia:HELL TO THE NO, YOU RETARD!!
Paul: You are such a pineapple nazi!
Julia: GO F yourself!
Paul:Jeez, I just wanted to know if you wanted pineapple!
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A person that often idolizes Hitler and talks about various acts such as killing jews or other minorities, despite never acting them out and often roleplaying as a Nazi online, using Google Translate for german. They mostly do not know anything about the National Socialist movement, the 3rd Reich or Nazis in general. Neo-Nazis and Wannabe Nazis seem like the same, but the latter is often a shy person in real life which quickly changes online where nobody can punch them in the face.
The difference between a real Nazi and a Wannabe Nazi is the same as the one between a Mall Ninja and a Navy Seal.
Hanna: "Robert always talks about gassing jews but has jewish friends"
Tim: "Yes, he is such a wannabe nazi"
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When your bro tells you about a brawd he wants to hook you up with, but then refuses to give you her phone number, because she "shares a phone with her sister "and he's hooking up with her sister. But in reality he is just trying to keep tabs on all of the girls surrounding all the girls he is gettin with.
Kevin you fucking liar, she has her own phone she told me so. Quit trying to control all the bitches you clit nazi
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A loser (generally a parent/teacher) who lingers about at a School Formal, usually to stop "innapropriate behaviour".
Innapropriate Behaviour, to a Formal Nazi is anything a sensible person would call fun.
Brendan tried to kiss me at the formal, while Ebony was spilling the fizzy on the floor and Kayla blasted her iPod until that Formal Nazi came across,
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A person or business that denies service to another person based on preconceived notions or personal religious beliefs. Extra douche points are awarded to the Cake Nazi if they in fact discriminate indiscriminately, i.e. they are happy to take money from anyone in their restaurant but won't cater specifically to a gay wedding; or won't bake a cake for a Muslim's wedding but will for a Christian's wedding even if it is a different denomination of church than theirs'.
"Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my rainbow icing."
"Icing, two dollars extra."
"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free icing."
"You want icing?"
"Yes, please."
"Three dollars!"
"What?"
"No cake for you!"
DAMN CAKE NAZI.
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