cheese in hand

A cheese snack placed in the palm of the hand

"Man I'm hungry I could do with some cheese in hand"

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Pubic Hand

1. The act of rubbing your unwashed crotch and then shoving your hand in someone's face for them to experience the smell.

2. The game whereby two or more people try to give each other the Pubic Hand.

That idiot wouldn't shut up, so I gave him the Pubic Hand. Man, I guess I should have showered before the party; you should've seen him retch!!

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goofy handed

Masterbating with the opposite hand, e.g. a right handed person masterbating with their left hand.

Jimi does it goofy handed so he can control the mouse while looking at porn.

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Spazz Hands

The bastard child of spirit fingers and jazz hands.

When I combine the hand waggling motion of Jazz Hands, with the finger wiggling action of Spirit Fingers...Spazz hands is the result. An uncoordinated mess that makes the performer look stupid.

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pickle hand

A hand that is deformed, or small, or missing fingers or just creepy.

Ew, look at that guys pickle hand

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Throwin Hands

Bein a straight nigger by breakin in and shittin on yo floors then starts a fight by yellin out of total confusion tryin to start a fight.

Guy: "Yo why you shittin on my floors!"

Intruder: "Yo I aint! Why you throwin hands!!"

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rock hands

the hand signals given at rock shows.
ex.extending your pinky and pointer finger while tucking in your thumb as well as other fingers.

lets put up our rock hands for punk rock 101.

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