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Someone who doesn’t give a fuck
Tim doesn’t care if your kid made the honor roll.
Same as everyone else generally says, handsome, friendly, practically perfect in every way! only my name is Tim too.. But imagine what I’m like when I lose my shit to my alter ego. Murders, wars, cucks.. yep, Tim can be a bad ass too! Just saying!..
- Warning About Tims - read label before washing!
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..
Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!
Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
Tim is a worldwide used name. Famous people share this name like Tim de Cler and Tim Hofman. A Tim is a cool person but lately it is also a synonym for being lacking and being onder de plak.
He has again cancelled us for his girlfriend, what a Tim.
He goes to a school and has 5 side chicks, he has a simple hairline but looks like Scott from teen wolf.
Tim:am I homo
Tim is the coolest person in school. Everyone loves Tim. Including your parents and especially your mother. Tim is the what others want to be and he is the calmest and nicest human on the planet.
Wow is that Tim with your mother over there?
TIm is that guy
Be like Tim