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A former Radio1 "Wigger" DJ who was seriously into black girls.
"Would you like some work experience at Radio 1?"
"Yes, but I have to ask, are you Tim Westwood?? I'd like to keep my virginity."
When you pig roast a broad on the rag and fill her holes with cum while snorting blow off her back; just like a powdered jelly filled doughnut.
“Hey Jeff, want to Tims Whorenut bloody Heather and snort some coke off her ass!”
The greatest duo alive. Quite possibly better than Carly and Sam.
Dude, tim and andrew are the shit!
An amazing director, who's made movies like The Nightmare Before Christmas, Frankenweenie, Dark Shadows, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, etc.
Damn, whoever did Johnny Depp's makeup for the Tim Burton adaptation of Dark Shadows made him look hot! The Tim Burton version of Barnabas Collins is serious, funny, and sexy at the same time!
The urge for erection of the dick, or horny.
Arey Salman, kya hai re ye tim tim phunnu kaamaan ramadan me?
The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.
Always living the ream!
Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'
James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...
April 8th. Exactly One week after April Fool's Day is International Tim Day. On this day everyone is known as Tim. It is truly a day to celebrate. This day symbolizes all the accomplishments of every Tim in history. From dumb jokes to racism everyone MUST participate in the Timming. Many studies have been done on Timology but noone knows the true meaning behind Tim Day....... SoS
Uh oh, tomorrow is April 8th, prepare for a day of laughing, crying and shitting because its International Tim Day