tip me

To suck upon one tip ( penis )

Teacher - Go to the office !!
Student ( you ) - Tip me. ( calm voice )

Teacher - ????

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Tiny tip

Small penis head

Steven chase and Jon have a tiny tip

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On the tip of my tongue

knowing something that cannot immediately be recalled, like a well-known word or familiar name. When experiencing it, people feel that the blocked word is on the verge of being recovered. Despite failure in finding the word, people have the feeling that the blocked word is figuratively "on the tip of the tongue."

I can't remember the word for eating pussy, but it's right on the tip of my tongue.
I can't remember the word for licking balls, but it's right on the tip of my tongue.
I can't remember the slang word for "anus," but it's at the tip of my tongue.

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tip of my tongue

a phrase used to describe a word you can not think of because you don't know it. You use this phrase when you have no knowledge of the proper word to imply that you have simply forgotten. With use of this phrase, you appear no less intelligent, merely forgetful.

1. "Hey Marvin, whats the name of that actor... the one from Forrest Gump?"

"Aw damn, I totally know who you are talking about, the name is on the tip of my tongue..."

"Its okay, we all forget sometimes."

2. While playing charades:

"Oh no! I can tell what you are doing! it is on the tip of my tongue!!"

"TIMES UP! It was jitter-bug."

"See! I knew that, i just couldn't think of the word."

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the q-tip trick

The q-tip trick is when you repeatedly insert and take out a q-tip out of a woman's vagina until blood comes out. This is one of the most effective ways to achieve a female orgasm.

Nima used the q-tip trick on his girlfriend the other night. She's traumatized.

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Aggressive Q-tip

The Aggressive Q-tip takes place when a male becomes erect and aggressively attempts to insert said erection in the inner ear of another person (male or female). Ironically, the receiver may need a Q-tip after the act is completed.

The ear - yet another orifice that cannot get pregnant.

Tim was sleeping but Brian was hard and horny.

He figured that Aggressive Q-tipping would not count as rape... No harm no foul?

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tampa tip toe

While in the doggy style position you insert your Great toe into the woman's butthole without pulling your penis out of her vagina.

I think I got a Charlie horse giving your mother a Tampa Tip Toe last Easter.

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