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Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021


do you want my hot boyd

do you want my hot boyd

do you want my hot boyd

by Capkin March 11, 2018


Don't want to do this video

1 The first sentence uttered in a (fake) apology video, with the deep sigh and the message "I'm sorry you feel that way" and "Look at the ad I added in this video".

2 You should fuck off, don't do the video to the person you are talking to.

1 ... * sigh * Guys... I didn't want to do this video...

2 Person 1: Let's do this video!

Person 2: No, I don't want to do this video.

Person 1: But it will...

Person 2: NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS VIDEO!

by GanonPianeti December 2, 2021


all they want is pussy

kahlil likes pussy
ozzy is pure
admin is a gamer
neptune is cute
pog

kahlil: all they want is pussy
malk man: are you talking about yourself?

by ozzy wozzy November 2, 2020


The wanted

A word used to describe a 75% or higher percentage of what an average person or people or beings (or what ever people call themselves these days) want in or out of their lives

Dominic gets the wanted sex that you hear about or see on tv

by Toaster strudel facial January 9, 2023


Baby do what he want

A colloquial term to describe the nonchalance felt by all those who embody the ideology of "doing what he want".

Why'd you take a shower with my sister? Baby do what he want.

Why'd you leave the chat? Baby do what he want.

by SteeleUrNan June 23, 2021


jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants

A powerful god that can eliminate any enemy just with a single snap. This entity is a god, he controls the tides of Earth itself. He rules the world.

Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok

by some_freaking_guy December 3, 2020