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The act of combining fornication or sodomy with the playing of tug of war using a dog's chew toy. This position works best if one participant lays on his or her back, and their partner sits on their lap. The tug of war type doggy chew toy is then placed with opposing ends in each of the participants mouths. If the participant on the bottom is male, he can fornicate or sodomize his partner while they struggle to pull the chew toy from each other.
The act of fighting against one's partner in order to pull the chew toy from them causes a very pleasurable sensation for one's genitalia, and growling and snarling with bared teeth can uniquely heighten the moment of orgasm, and contribute a primal, bestial quality that is far too often missing from everyday sex.
The act can be performed heterosexually or homosexually.
"The PE teacher at the local highschool was fired for telling his students to play Tug of War with him."
"I always wondered why my boyfriend kept a dog's chew toy in his room when he never had a dog. After we played Tug of War last night, I understood."
"I ripped out a tooth last night playing Tug of War."
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The girl that you see that could easily be mistaken as a large man. Standing easily a foot over most people around her, and having facial hair is a bonus.War machines have more mass than a high school defensive linemen.
I was going from lunch back to 4th hour when I saw the war machine triumphantly charging into the hallway.
-OR for you non-students-
I was hanging out at Wal Mart when I saw a beast of a war machine heading down the weight gain/facial hair hygiene isle.
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Well, ill start with the Domino Theory. I said that when south vietnam would be conquered, the communism would spread. this was the basis of fighting the war.
I dont feel like going through all of the statistics and stuff, but we basically won militarily. The vietcong was practically annihilated. The North Vietnamese army was crippled. Our estimations of enemy death tolls (the media said were too high) were actually too low. we killed many more.
Effects of war: basically a "warning" so that the domino effect would not occur we may have not turned it around, but we sure as hell stopped it.
the vietnam war was fairly simple, and would have been easily a stunning victory if it had been continued for five more minutes. it was so successful anyway, thanks to G. Warren Nutter, Assistant Secretary of War of foreign affairs. he basically ran the war. --also my grandpa
communism before war--
after--
--- why it seems we lost but....
communism if we didnt fight, the year the war did end -----
--- if we kept fighting -
if you dont get that diagram, dont try to figure it out. its kinda pointless.
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There are a few good reasons for the Iraq War. Saddam Hussein, mah daddy, oil, WMDS, oil. And best of all, we'll be greeted as liberators!
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A war in which ignorant hippies in the USA as well as the usual ignorant foreigners and communist supporters around the world helped lower the morale of the brave soldiers who were fighting in Vietnam against communists and called them baby killers among other things when the soldiers who were over there had seen and gone through more than any one of those cowards would ever see in their pathetic lives. And then after the communist supporters got their way the North Vietnamese as well as Pol Pot and the Cambodian communists went on to kill 3 million people in both countries (including many women and children that the cowards dispised the American soldiers for supposedly killing earlier in the war) the rest of which were put into slave labor camps in Cambodia. Of course the communist supporters ignored the genocide after the war because of their cowardice and ignorance.
Most hippies and communist compare the Vietnam War with the War on Terrorism. It looks like they are still just as ignorant now as they were 30 years ago.
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A war that was not started because of oil or because George Bush is retarded but because there was a serious threat that the Iraqis did have chemical weapons. During the Iran-Iraq war the Iraqi's killed thousands of Iranian soldiers and civilians with chemical weapons and Saddam killed thousands of his own people with chemical weapons. Then the UN banned Iraq from having chemical weapons but when they tried to inspect Iraqi weapon making facilities the Iraqi's wouldn't let them. Then theres the USA freshly thrown into a war on terrorism now hearing that a crazy fucking radical islamic America hating country probably has some chemical weapons. So they decide to act and take out Saddam. Turns out he didn't have any Chemical weapons at the time so the USA pretty much got fucked due to the ineffectiveness of the UN.
The same things happening now with Iran and their nuclear program but their going to develop them because no one has the balls to do anything anymore.
idiot: stupid George Bush started the Iraq war cause he wanted OIL.
Smart person: dude shut the fuck up the US invaded Iraq because the UN couldn't get their shit together and the US had to take care of it to prevent some wackjob from getting chemical weapons.
Idiot: your gay you love old men like Bush!!!!!!!
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Same as "raw dog" or to have sex without a condom. But its spelled backwards to make it more comedic and catchy. Just saying "God War" out loud is eneugh to get your buddys repeating it over and over.
Just like Little John and that whole "Yeahh" "OK" thing everyone shouted of years past.
"Dood Collins; GOD WAR!"
"Hell Yes, GOD WAR!"
"God War!"
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