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A particularly raging penile erection that you feel will not subside of its own accord, but rather requires ejaculation in order to deflate. A one-way erection has path-dependance unlike a typical erection.
Hey baby, this is a one-way erection. You'd better sort that out because I don't want to end up with blue balls.
A badass nickname American sailors used to refer to the Japanese "Kamikaze" ("divine wind") pilots or aircraft during the last-ditch days of Imperial Japan in the Pacific theatre of World War 2 when Kamikaze attacks were at their peak. I was watching a documentary just now and an old American veteran was talking and off-handedly used this expression. I'm surprised it's not on Urban Dictionary yet because it is awesome and should probably be somebody's band's name by now or something.
"Shit, Jimmy, Move that gun we got a one-way charlie inbound on the port side!"
A very "hood" way to make to make a living, By robbing anything that makes money.
Curtis: How did u afford to have me mom?
Curtis's Mom: Ski mask way hun....now eat your broccoli
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A person are who enjoys having sexual relations with both sexes. It refers to both having sexual relations and relationships with both sexes.
Girl: Oh i heard you were thinking of hooking up with Anna
boy: yeah shes hot but i was thinking of calling mike
Girl: OH! you swing both ways.
boy: only for fun plus the sex is good.
boy: dave also swings both ways
Girl: no, way
boy: way!
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A song by Lil Uzi Vert containing many conspiracies, centered around mind reading. The Way Life Goes is believed to be different for every listener, which gives an emotional attachment to everyone that listens to the song, increasing its popularity.
Kareem : Hey Trav, have you heard that Uzi song, The Way Life Goes
Travis: no, I don't wanna cry at night
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Talk like a poet.
Being romantic like love songs.
Dance like King Kong.
Proudly live like the monarchy.
The way I am
certainly is not as same as Sam.
Charming and a little bit lame,
that's the way I am.
Bonus:
«I have a hard time visualizing what a dancing King Kong looks like 🤣😂»
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A friendship thats only true to half the people involved.
Josh thought Craig was really friends with him, but realized it was a one-way friendship after Craig threw him in the trash can.
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