Wet Cock

When you wake up with your dick still wet from the sex the night before.

Hey Ryan, how did last night go with the girl?
Ryan- Dude it was awesome, I still have Wet Cock!! Do you wanna smell?

Wet neck

When one coughs after using an ecig

Steph's got wet neck

The Wet Winter

When a guy ejaculates onto a table, sprinkles cocaine over it and then the girl snorts it.

You know how I love cock and coke? Let’s do the wet winter!

wet valley

A term used to describe the moisture content of a females sexual organs when aroused

She knew she fancied him as she had a wet valley within seconds of kissing him

I could tell she was aroused by her amazing wet valley

wet valley

A term used to describe a female's moist genitalia when aroused.

Ben was thrilled with Lucy's wet valley, especially after only a few minutes of foreplay.

Wet Stone

Someone who radiates the energy of piss, lichen, and moss

Damn he is a wet stone

wet fat

when you get wet in your clothes and you are wet and fat at the same time

Omg Seth, you look so wet fat right now.