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A dude that has a girlfriend or wife..but gets treated like he is (her) son
You need a mom wife..do I always have to tell you your underwear are on backwards
Having a longer second toe than big toe, giving one a genetic predisposition to beat one's wife.
I wasn't surprised when I found out John choked Sally the other weekend. I saw him in sandals once and noticed his wife beater's toe was notably elongated.
the wife of a man whose homosexuality isn't accepted by his parents and he is forced to marry a woman
Me: We're not sure if my sister's boyfriend is gay or not.
Aunt Beth: Maybe she can be his throw down wife.
Aunt Janet: Well she won't be getting thrown down much.
A stupid whore who gets fucked by multiple men daily
john: hey bob, did you end up fucking andrews wife last night
bob: yeah, me and 5 other guys
A person who has gained privileges in exchange for their natural liberties.
Mary became a dictator's wife for the lavish lifestyle, but now she can't speak freely or be executed.
Term: A women who is 5’3 and under.
A “award” trophy can range in any size and style , but usually a trophy never goes past a certain size and height matter; not to big to hold or carry.
A women who is taller does not classify as a “trophy wife”, because a trophy wife symbolizes a women you can “almost pick up as you’re trophy “; she is “trophy sized”. (Noun) 🏆
“I’m found myself a trophy wife !”
“My “trophy wife” is so small and dainty.”
“She’s so short and beautiful, now that is a trophy wife.”
my wife that cheated on me
me: bro my egg wife cheated on me
my friend: yeah i fucked her
me: isn’t she like a lesbian wtf