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Is an amazing, talented, kind, caring person. Avery always rocks his big booty and loves the shit out of his friends. Someday he’ll name his child Robert The Smith. Avery is such a talented person that you’ll never be able to get enough of. He cries to Desire by Battery Point, but he’s not your average shoegaze kid. He believes Title Fight is bim and makes sure people know that.
Ned: wow! That Avery Michael Smith kid is the BIM!!!
Sadie: I know right. Im so lucky to be with him 😘🥴
Ned: You really are....I wish i could have that sexy piece of ass 🤑
Sadie: So you down for a three-way?
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Refers to one of the most unknown badasses of all time. John Smith beheaded 5 Turks, was imprisoned, killed his master, escaped, sailed to the new world, made a shitty colony a great one, jumped off of an exploding ship, suffered burn injuries, and still explored more of the new world. Often refers to the unpopular kid that actually has a shit ton of bad ass acomplishments.
"Hey, Shaun! You know the kid that sits in the corner? Well, it turns out he's a John motherfuckin' Smith! I hear he has seven Soccer MVP medals and a black belt in
Tai Kwan Do!"
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A young man who seduces a spectacularly wealthy, but tremendously old woman strictly for the possible monetary benefits he might receive after her passing. (a la Anna Nicole Smith)
"He's been trying to hook up at the senior center for months. What a Manna Nicole Smith!"
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that one girl that is very pretty has the worse boyfirend named logan that she needs to dump and move on without his stupid ass that only wants sex and a girlfriend she is too loving and sweet to have such a jerk and too cute and amazing to be treated the way she does
small korean allyson shac smith
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Anna was a beautiful vivacious soul with some serious baggage. The lovely guess model was lucid, coherant, and sweet. She had a difficult time coping with her problems. She turned to drugs and alcohol. Eventually her addictions to drugs and alcohol consumed her life. She became a public spectacle. People viewed her as a joke. She was never really able to completly clean up her act. She died with negativity surrounding her name. What a shame.
Anna nicole smith was judged unfairly.
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A Caucasian individual that is characterized by two or more of the following traits:
* Is unloved; by even his/her family
* Lives in the woods
* Is in the employ of a second-hand merchandise re-seller
* Utilizes pharmaceuticals to ease the pain of his/her existence
* Doesn't wear a shirt
* Participates in bestiality
* Frequently cums in socks
* Is a Git-Wit
* Has poor hygiene
* and is just generally undesirable
Pookie: "What the fuck is up with that motherfucker over there? He's bein' such a James Gabriel Smith! I just wanna punch that cracker in the throat!
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HUGE ASS TITTIES
see also SHAMU
Anna Nicole Smith has some huge Knockers!
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